Thursday, July 29, 2004 :::

gawd I'm such a turd
 

I got up fairly early, @ ~ 1100. And that's about 2 hours earlier than I usually get up.

I needed to open my windows since the seat got all wet last night.

I couldn't find my keys. I was looking and looking and looking... then I finally decided I must've left them in my truck.

Thing is... without my keys, I can't unlock the front door. The deadbolt is one of those firehazard ones that needs a key no matter which side of the door you're on.
So I end up going out into the backyard and jumping over the chainlink fence into the neighbor's yard.
I've already got my little open-door key with me, so I start looking through my windows into my truck.
I don't see the keys anywhere on the driver's side so I walk around to the passenger side... and I see the towels I'd used last night to soak up some of the water.
I walk over, thinking about the whole dancing in the rain...
I'm all standing there just in la la land with a goofy grin on my face...

AND MY KEYS ARE LAYING ON TOP OF THE TOWELS!!!

*sigh*
David's a dufus too, 'cause apparently he didn't see them there when he left this morning.
I mean, the towels were sitting on the little swinging bench thingy out front right in front of where he parks his car.

gawd we're some pair, aren't we?

::: posted by tinafish at 11:48 AM :::