Sunday, May 29, 2005 :::

weird dreams, and I don't need drugs to have 'em
 

um... �it was like I had written a book about my life... but either I was a guy, or I was into chicks
I think it was a story... �'cause it involved a tree coming to life... and I was a chick who was into chicks.

I met this chick who had a d00d and they were so happy together... and I guess there was a famine or maybe just high unemployment, but we decided to go on a trip - like a massive road trip or something... and when we got where we were going all 3 of us went looking for a job and we all got them at the same company. I got a job as a school picture photographer, and the d00d was some sort of art person, and the chick was a teacher...
and then the d00d... he got in some kind of accident or had broken the law or something... so he couldn't really work anymore... �but he was always trying to ride the elevator up to floor 47 where there was this art gallery/museum thing, only he couldn't ever access it since he was on leave or something so his security pass wouldn't work
then one day he got in the elevator with me, and it worked. now he and I had been rivals of some sort, 'cause I guess we both wanted to bed the chick... so we'd never really talked or anything... but he told me what he was planning and I figured "sure, what the hell, right?"
so instead of going to take pictures I went with him to the gallery
we ended up getting stuck, and there were other people with us in the elevator.... �and I was talking to some d00d about how I was just along for the ride, that I thought it might culture me up and then the chick might want me. the d00d I was talking to was sitting btwn 2 people... a brother & a sis... and they were mac users.
and I was wearing my "playing video games makes me sexy�tshirt..
and then he says something about how much he likes video games.... �but only ever plays with mac users, meaning the 2 siblings he was with, but I like... �thought he was talking about me... then he mentions something about his 5 meg connection...
then I guess I went home with him, 'cause the next thing I remember is that at some point I was at some cave and found this d00d to be a tree
near a cave, really... kinda swampy, with lava too, I think...
but when he came to life someone... �I think it was that couple I was friends with... �they were trying to kill him
I guess I was so into this tree-d00d... and they weren't really my friends, either... so I killed them
and I guess my plan was to live in the cave with my tree d00d with his awesome internet connection.

and uh... yeah, I think that's mostly it.
I told you it was weird.

::: posted by tinafish at 3:07 PM :::